Dear World,
Not only have I helped to create a fast spreading virus, but I am also now actively helping to promote the widespread dissimulation of said disease. But do not look at me as an evil person; I am merely helping to promote the advancement of our ever-evolving species. This virus is helping to speed up our advancement to the next step - the step towards immortality. I am doing you a favor. No need to thank me.
Sincerely,
Melissa Vasphin
